The lore (100% true)
1The Sheriff of Rottingham drained the village liquidity. The peasants held bags of dust.
2One frog took to the Dark Forest of the Mempool and swore: "every wick they hunt, I defend."
3He carved the Longbow. It only goes long. Each arrow: a full-bodied daily close, barely a wick.
4The prophecy: when the last shrimp is fed, the final candle reaches the moon. Obviously.
The merry degens
Little John "Big Wick"
Guardian of the 200-day bridge
Challenges all who cross to a staff duel. The staff is one enormous candle. None may pass below it.
Friar Stack
Keeper of the cold-storage abbey
Took a vow of accumulation. Stacks every fortnight, rain or FUD. Seed phrase split across twelve psalms.
Maid Marian of the Margin
Only one who reads the whitepapers
"My love, thou art 20x on a Tuesday. Even legends get liquidated." She is always right.
The armory (memes)
Feels good man. Steal it
No. Archery.. Steal it
Up only. Steal it
The forest shot (GIF). Steal it
The flip, close up (GIF). Steal it
To the moon (GIF, story cut). Steal it
The rugpull reversal (GIF). Steal it
420 NO SCOPE (GIF, MLG cut). Steal it
Get rugged, Sheriff (MLG). Steal it
The volley (GIF). Steal it
The heist (GIF). Steal it
Campfire in Sherwood (GIF). Steal it
Hitmarker rampage (GIF, MLG). Steal it
The up-map
WANTED
THE SHERIFF OF ROTTINGHAM
Crimes: stop-loss hunting, front-running peasants,
selling the bottom & blaming "market conditions."
REWARD: 420 $HODL
Join the band of merry degens
The forest is dark, the memes are fresh, and the candles only come in one color here.